If you're having a bad Monday and not feeling good about yourself, these 3 upstanding citizens should cheer you up:

Let's begin with 56-year-old Roxanne Tallman of Nunda.  She must be a great driver because she can cruise on 3 wheels in her car.  State Police spotted Ms. Tallman on Sat. allegedly rolling through the small Livingston Co. town driving without a front tire.  After they stopped her, they found a bottle of vodka in her 3 wheeler, and after failing her sobriety tests, she blew a .21 on her breathalyzer test, which is 3 times the legal limit.  Ms. Tallman has been charged with DWI. 

Closer to town and close in age to Ms. Tallman, 55-year-old Nancy Morris also had a tough time driving on Sunday.  Apparently her vehicle hit a guardrail on the Inner Loop by the Water St. Music Hall downtown. Police allege she left the scene with a 6-year-old in her car.  She was arrested and charged with aggravated DWI.  The 6-year-old is fine.

And this one might make you sick like me.  John Horace was released from prison Monday after serving 2/3 of his sentence.  This dirt ball is a former worker at a nursing home, a place that is supposed to be a safe haven for our elderly.  Not when Horace was on duty in 1996.  He raped a woman who had been in a coma for a year after being injured in a car accident.  If that is not bad enough, Horace got the woman pregnant while in the coma.  She passed away after delivering the baby in 1997.  I have no idea what happened to that poor little child but I do know that this creep is now free amongst us.  Maybe the new Pope can find justice for this loser someday.  Like an EZ Pass straight to hell!!!!